Hoodie - "My Dog Thinks You’re Suspicious" Funny Security Dog Graphic Hoodie
This design features a dog giving the kind of side‑eye that could cut glass. Perfect for introverts, dog lovers, and anyone whose dog is their personal security system. “My Dog Thinks You’re Suspicious” is a clean, high-contrast badge design featuring a skeptical pup. Ideal for dog moms, dog dads, and lovers of sarcastic humor.
Warm, comfy, and a little bit cheeky — this hoodie carries the quiet confidence of someone who trusts their dog’s instincts. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels soft against the skin while holding its shape through repeated wear. Slip into the roomy pouch pocket on cool mornings, cinch the color-matched drawcord when the wind picks up, and let the double-lined hood keep you cozy. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want warmth, comfort, and a wink of humor during dog walks, casual meetups, or relaxed nights at home.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and lasting shape
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placements
- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO‑TEX / safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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